Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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