- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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