- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Elizabeth Warren

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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