Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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No.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Muslim athletes.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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