Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is my name? I dont know

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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I agree

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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I drive a 'rarri

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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