Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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penus

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Brad Fuller!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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ass.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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