- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Racial equality.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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