- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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