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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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