- Anti Joke

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Keanu Reaves

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Donald Trump.

you lose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.