Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Women's rights.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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