- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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