What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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People Order Our Patties

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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