whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Christianity

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

A russian gives away vodka.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Hi

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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