- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

"knock knock" "Come in"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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