The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Dylan is gay

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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