Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Women's rights.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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