What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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