A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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