What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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tims sty:)

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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