What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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