A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Are you Drew?

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Xbox One

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WNBA

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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speech and debate.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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