What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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A mans opinion.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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I said I hate niiggers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

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