Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A women's opinion.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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