Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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