Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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