whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A women's opinion.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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