What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Anti Joke

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