- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

this is not an anti joke

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

you just contradicted yourself.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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