- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Billy Cundiff.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

An atheist walks into a church

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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