How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Hearpin my durp

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

So. The gays. ...

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

your moms my other ride

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Anti Joke

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