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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."