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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Womens rights.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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