- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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