Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

why am I writing this...im bored

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

hiya

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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