Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Deadly cancer.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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I never asked for this.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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