- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Dogs in my home.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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