If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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womens rights to vote

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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