- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Knock knock. Racism.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A women president

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A: B: No pun intended.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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