so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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women's rights

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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