They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

4-4-2

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Melbourne Football Club.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Gorden Brown.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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