What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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