- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

.....Carrot Top....

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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