Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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what time is it? 3:16

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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