i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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