Woman's rights.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

do you want to hear a joke?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

knock knock come in

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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