- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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