If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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