- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I can't see my forehead

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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