- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Woman.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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